Christmas came Early
Guess who bought me my Christmas present already? And gave it to me? That would be my own little Santa Claus… better known as snookey Claus. I told him I’d like the Wii Fit for a Christmas present, and when I came home last night and started undressing (get your mind outta there, pig), undressing [...]
Moo
Remember I was on that South Beach Diet a few months ago? Remember how I lost, what was it, about 14 pounds or something? Well, I have not put on any weight since then. I still weigh the same as when I stopped the diet. That’s a good thing, yes? So WyTF is it that [...]
