Happy Birthday Sweet 16
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Today is my daughter’s birthday. Yes, she’s turning 16 years old. Sixteen years ago I was writhing around in pain and shouting, “where’s the fucking epidural?”. Memories. Her forecast for the year says: If you can focus your energies in a single direction over the next year or so there is no limit to what [...]
Merry Christmas Eve
I’ve only ever written one Christmas poem, and it’s the only one I’ll post year after year. Go read it, you know you don’t remember it from last year: Jafer’s Christmas Poem is right here. I’m not gonna write much, I’m busy… just put a homemade lasagna into the oven. That should be ready around [...]
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Matt
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Female, taken, fire, Sagittarius, Monkey, Toronto, two kids, one grandson, IT.
55
is the new 30. I want the world to close their mouths when they’re eating or chewing gum. If they don’t, I want to elbow them in the face.