Finally
10 days after my birthday, I finally got that birthday boink out of the way. Work, work, work, it’s all I ever do. And it was a bit strange too, because my daughter was home, so I kind of felt like we were teenagers, sneaking off into the other room. But if not now, when? [...]
Happy, Happy Birthday, Me
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Yesterday at work somebody asked how old I’d be today and I said, “52″. They responded that I was well preserved, that I only looked 42. I’ll believe them (well, I don’t really) and convince myself that they weren’t just being polite – cuz what else were they gonna say, “oh… oh, 52, did you [...]
Another First-time Moneris customer
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Lyndon
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The Boy Named Sue
First-time Moneris customer
Female, taken, fire, Sagittarius, Monkey, Toronto, two kids, one grandson, IT.
53
is the new 30. I want the world to close their mouths when they’re eating or chewing gum. If they don’t, I want to elbow them in the face.