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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-25

jafer — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 11:38:00 +0000

It's almost time to watch a movie… I forget what we got #
Sears updated their website so you couldn't access it last night. Now you can't shop from it – good work! #
Maybe when you've been blogging for 12 years, it becomes a bit ho-hum #
I've hardly been tweeting lately either – never mind the blogging #
I think I'm the optimist http://rep.ly/1l3lU #
finally got my iPod working again after 3 days of restoring #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-18

jafer — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 11:38:00 +0000

Working at home – I needed more sleep at 6:00 am #
It's almost noon and I haven't done a damned thing all morning. I should wake my snookey and get a little holiday action happening here. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-11

jafer — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 11:38:00 +0000

I've been cleaning a lot – and it's nowhere near finished #
Who knew that curtain tiebacks and the little leaf hardware would come to $50? #
Time to shop #
I may have to give up Mafia Wars – I can't stop #
Working from home – painting when nothing's going on #
#mommyknows – giving away some cool measuring cups – gotta win me some of those – maybe those recipes will turn out right then #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-04

jafer — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 11:38:00 +0000

Chocolate chip cookies are comfort food #
thank you Friday, I love you for who you are #
gotta go to facebook and play mafia wars #
@mommyknows -you'd be grumpy too if you drove a bus around all day – or I would in reply to mommyknows #
@Risk – very cute in reply to Risk #
@Risk have an account – don't really remember to use it mostly in reply to Risk #
found this really fun game on facebook, that's all I've been doing for a couple of days now – mafia wars #
Why did I think that the ceiling should be painted yellow? And just how many coats of paint will that be now? #
Why did I decide that room needed painting? #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-09-27

jafer — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 11:38:00 +0000

Is the bar open yet? How much tea can I drnik? #
It's only on the weekdays that it seems I could go back to sleep. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-09-20

jafer — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 11:38:00 +0000

That was a long day at the festival. Remind me again why I do this? #
I was pretty sure I tweeted yesterday. I guess I was wrong #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-09-13

jafer — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 11:38:00 +0000

Is it time to pass out yet? Stick a fork in me. #
It's almost time to go buy some new uniforms. What was wrong with the school without uniforms? #
I'm on vacation but not for me, my daughter needs me to go to the school with her #
Up til 2:00… slept til 10:00, that's the first time I've had eight hours sleep in a long time #
Had to buy a new subwoofer – couldn't get the other one to work since it goes through the DVD and we're using the receiver #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-09-06

jafer — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 11:38:00 +0000

I could have slept in today – but, no, company's coming #
Ha, ha. Wow, that was more than once in a month. #
*woohoo* I took tomorrow off!! I'm in a really good mood. Did I say really good mood? #
Nothing on Mondays, right? #
I'm bored. And I don't feel like making jewellery. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-08-30

jafer — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 11:38:00 +0000

Ha, ha #
@momontherun when is girl's night out? in reply to momontherun #
RT @mommyknows : Did I mention, all she is wearing is panties?! lmao in reply to mommyknows #
Working from home… I never take any lunch hour here. #
It's almost time for Gordon Ramsay *woohoo*! #
I better go see what I'm going to wear to work tomorrow. I hate having to rush around in the mornings. #
Finished my work. Now I'm already for nothing on TV on a Monday #
Getting ready to go to Costco with my daughter. I guess I'll have the big hot dog there. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-08-23

jafer — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 11:38:00 +0000

Working from home tomorrow – the big sleep-in until 7:30 *woohoo*! #
I need more time in the day. What I've got is not enough. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-08-16

jafer — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 11:38:00 +0000

Time for filet mignon with mushrooms and onion, and a nice healthy salad on the side. #
Is this thing on? #
Where's my tweet from 6:00 tonight? #
I keep tweeting, and it keeps not showing them. #
Just watched Hell's Kitchen. For some reason, it was on at 7:00 tonight. #
Home from the hospital – life is back to normal #
Ha ha #
I'm drinking water and black coffee, preparing for that colonoscopy *woohoo* #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-08-09

jafer — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 11:38:00 +0000

Gotta shower and get ready to go to a movie with my daughter #
How come none of my tweets have shown up for days/ #
Hell's Kitchen is on tonight *woohoo*. Something to look forward to. #
Went to bed at 3:00, got up at 9:30 – more sleep than usual #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-08-02

jafer — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 11:38:00 +0000

Ok, I'm sick of waiting. I'm going to watch Fast & Furious by myself #
WTF is my snookey… it's 8:30 already and I want to watch a movie #
It's beer time already. Ok, I made it beer time already. #
Drinking my prescribed lax-a-day in a lackadaisical manner #
Clearing all in Firefox will let me see my new favicon – but not in Chrome, not in I.E. Could things just be simple for crying out loud? #
Doctor's appointment over with, now there's cleaning up to do. Why don't I have a maid? #
I'm clean so what are we waiting for? #
Gotta jump into the shower – I've got a barbecue to go to and my kids are gonna be here any time (the place is a pigsty) #
Holy crap, the day's half gone and I haven't done anything except play with another theme #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-07-26

jafer — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 12:38:00 +0000

Trying to modify Thesis theme but changes show differently in 3 different browsers #
Just eating a spoon of peanut butter. That'll be tonight's gourmet meal. #
Got the note for the ergo chair #
Chicken and salsa really sucks #
finally figuring out some of this iPod stuff – I guess I could have done it a long time ago. who has time? #
I've just connected my iTouch to Twitter. Helluva lot slower than using my computer I'll tell ya. #
Everything starts breaking down when you're old #
ALIT: At least it's Thursday! #
Been watching this new show, "Hung". Is that on tonight? #
God, I'm stuffed. Being on a diet is the most food I ever eat. #
I'm hoping there'll be a Sunday Night at the Movies on TV #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-07-19

jafer — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 12:38:00 +0000

How do these people get addicted to Twitter? I can hardly remember to post anything, even when it's staring me in the face #
Crap it's muggy here #
Back to work today. I prefer working at home. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-07-12

jafer — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 12:38:00 +0000

Watched the movie already, now I'm bored. There's nothing on TV on Saturday night #
Went to see Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs in 3D #
Time for Nicolas Cage #
Last day to work at home – then it's the weekend again (thank God) #
Sitting at my desk is not helping my screwed up back #
I had some chicken and bean salad – chick peas, lima beans, celery – that kinda salad #
Actually, the city's looking pretty clean considering there's no garbage pick up #
We have to deliver our garbage these days with the strike going on. #
I've been drinking tea since 8:15. I don't know how many more teas I can handle #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-07-05

jafer — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 12:38:00 +0000

Ha, ha – you didn't #
Shopping's all done. I don't think I have any money left til payday (next Thursday) #
Gotta return stuff to Costco and pick up what I meant to buy yesterday #
Went to Costco intending to buy one $75 thing. Walked out spending $111 and forgot the thing I went for. #
Bed at 2:00 up at 7:30. Vacation! I'm on Vacation! I need sleep-ins people. #
It's beer time in Toronto #
Went for my walk. It was a little less than an hour, but I was sweaty enough for it to have been an hour. #
A dinner would be nice #
I've got to iron. I always have to iron. I spent yesterday ironing, why is there something left to iron? #
Speaking of beer… is the bar open yet? #
I had a Presiden'ts Choice quesadilla – free with a coupon in my beer #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-06-28

jafer — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 12:38:00 +0000

OMG, you should see this haircut!@ #
I had a two-hour walk. I was just 'glowing'. #
My son's on his way for dinner – filet mignon, mushroom, onions, salad, ciabatta bread and apple caramel cheesecake. Good thing I walked. #
working at home #
Waiting for Sympatico #
TV time. Or taped shows time. We'll see #
Let's hope there's at least a movie on tonight since there are no shows to watch #
I don't know if microwaving the quesadilla is such a good idea #
Let's have some brunch, well I guess it would be lunch now. #
8 hours sleep – I remember you #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-06-21

jafer — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 12:38:00 +0000

How come random play on iTunes almost always gives me the same songs as last time? #
Music, sing to me #
California Chicken Pizza for dinner – there's only 250 calories in 1/4 pizza *woohoo* #
Got about half an hour before I leave for a meeting downtown. Of course it's started raining now #
Can't see anything in that bathroom – my legs are "stripey" shaven #
Anything on TV tonight? Probably not, I'm living in a fantasy land or something #
Nothing like a snookey who fights in his sleep #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-06-14

jafer — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 12:38:00 +0000

Time for a movie or time for a nap – I guess that will depend on how good the movie is #
I’m so bored today. You’d think I could think of ways to amuse myself #
I don’t need any help figuring out how to spend money #
Thank you Friday, for being you #
I guess I’ll watch TV. I don’t feel like doing anything #
I don’t think that “plastic-y” thing was veal #
There’s nothing on TV except Jeopardy – and that’s not on until 10:30 #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-06-07

jafer — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 12:38:00 +0000

I am human and I need to be loved, just like everybody else does – The Smiths #
Got to sleep til almost 9:00. I would have tried for longer but there are things to do, places to go, people to meet #
Tomorrow’s a vacation day *ha ha* #
Jeez I’m tired #
Time to watch TV. Give me something to watch! #
@lyndonology: My daughter loves Rock Band – and I’ve had fun with it too #
Multigrain, thin crust chicken pizza. I must be on a health kick #
Why am I up at 6:00 no matter what time I go to bed? #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-05-31

jafer — Sun, 31 May 2009 12:38:00 +0000

She’s gonna give me a whole lot of love, in exchange for a little air #
Gonna get me a rubber girl, I’m gonna take her everywhere #
Got some Fire Dancer Jalapeno Nuts again *woohoo* #
Why do I keep eating hot dogs for dinner? Am I that damned lazy? That was a rhetorical question. #
What to do on a Sunday afternoon? Hmmm, just the two of us, here, alone. We could play Wii bowling! #
I like a good jumbo hotdog for Sunday breakfast #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-05-24

jafer — Sun, 24 May 2009 12:38:00 +0000

Ah, tea. Nothing better first thing in the morning #
Worked from home today – you’d think people might leave me alone #
God I’m tired. Shoulda worked from home – another hour of sleeping #
Ha, ha #
I don’t think I like the big turkey hot dog #
Well, look who just got up at 1:00 in the afternoon. I wish I could sleep like that. #
Slept in til 9:00 – lazy bugger #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-05-17

jafer — Sun, 17 May 2009 12:38:00 +0000

Music makes the world go round – what am I a Barney episode? #
I’m on vacation *woohoo* – you think maybe I could have slept in? Oh, no-o-o-o-o #
No more yceml.net #
I gotta find out WTF yceml.net is and how to get rid of it #
Got all the appropriate Mother’s Day calls #
I’ve heard from one son, no daughter yet for Mother’s Day *tap tap tap* #
My mother’s day includes ‘relaxation’. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-05-10

jafer — Sun, 10 May 2009 12:38:00 +0000

Wow, the whole day’s gone already. It’s almost time to break out the beer *woohoo* #
Time to see if anything’s on TV on Mondays now that Heroes is finished #
I need peanut butter #
zohan #
New drapes arrived – had to steam out all the wrinkles (which took almost as long as ironing them out) #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-05-03

jafer — Sun, 03 May 2009 12:38:00 +0000

Sleeping on the couch sometimes gives you a stiff neck #
I am so, so happy it’s Friday. #
Every time I open Outlook, it tells me a data file did not close properly last time – what’s that all about? #
@kameronkay: I’d go except that every time I go there, I end up spending $2-300, so I can’t afford “free” #
Almost time for the voting results on American Idol. I predict Matt gets the boot. #
No more legwarmers… I shaved #
I washed windows today. It took hours. And that was just the living room. #
Making necklaces – I should be posting them but I’m too busy making them. I’m avoiding cleaning. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-04-26

jafer — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 12:38:00 +0000

How come this twitter update is intermittent? Sometimes it doesn’t show what I’ve written #
@momontherun – I think someone is a little twitter-obsessed #
Making like I’m working #
*ick* Back to work #
Yes, this afternoon I’ll go get my taxes done. Any chance of a refund? #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-04-19

jafer — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 12:38:00 +0000

It’s tax time again. Who’s stuck at home getting all the receipts put together? #
Time for Earl and The Office and 30 Rock and Parks and Hell’s Kitchen #
I’d like to go back to bed, thank you #
WrTF did my weekend go? #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-04-12

jafer — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 12:38:00 +0000

I was checking out the Thesis theme, but I need more control. Back to PrimePress #
Slept in til 8:00 *woohoo*. Well, it’s better than 6:00. #
Thank God this week is done. Sleep-ins for everyone! #
I could get used to being at home (I may be asking for the wrong thing, though) #
Working at home is a lot like work #
Retirement sounds good #
Last Sunday class today *woohoo* #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-04-05

jafer — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 12:38:00 +0000

The clock was set for 8:00 – but the snoring was set for 6:30 #
Maybe I’ll have a cheese omelette for lunch #
Why am I up so early on my vacation day? #
What’s on TV on Wednesdays? Is Lie to Me on Wednesdays? Oh, American Idol voting results for one thing. #
Oh ya, tonight is Heroes. I don’t even get it any more. WoTF is the bad guy? #
Why is my alarm clock set for 5:30? #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-03-29

jafer — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 12:38:00 +0000

Time to go watch a movie… I forget which one it is off my ziplist #
Working at home today. #
@braeken – crap, you just reminded me that I’ve got to get all my tax stuff together in reply to braeken #
@Lyndonology – where the hell are ya? in reply to Lyndonology #
Time to shower and get back to work. These long weekends don’t seem too long. #
Noon – I haven’t slept til noon in I don’t know how long. What time did I go to bed last night? #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-03-22

jafer — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 12:38:00 +0000

Man, am I tired. I gotta get to bed early tonight. #
Home from class, having a beer, gotta chill for a bit and get ready for bed and the next classes tomorrow #
Checking ebay #
Done for the day, just sipping on my Tim’s #
Wow, I haven’t been tweeting a lot now, have I? Lazy bugger #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-03-15

jafer — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 12:38:00 +0000

Gonna have some bacon-wrapped filet mignon and salad for dinner. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-03-08

jafer — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 12:38:00 +0000

Having my tea, then my shower, then off to class. #
Ugly Betty, then The Office, then 30 Rock, then recorded My Name is Earl – I’m a busy beaver #
Time for another Tim’s… last one of the night. #
Heading off to the shower #
Time to get ready for work #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-03-01

jafer — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 11:38:00 +0000

Tonight’s all my shows and more. In about half an hour I’ll be glued to the TV for the entire night. Why can’t they space them out? #
Off to watch Heroes – even though it kinda sucks now #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-02-22

jafer — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 11:38:00 +0000

Gonna watch Max Payne tonight. I’ve heard it was bad, I hope they’re wrong #
Just got back from Costco. I only needed Kleenex, so I only spent $58 #
I’m relaxing with a tea. WTH can I have for dinner. I’m actually feeling hungry this evening. #
In 7 minutes, it’s time for American Idol #
Back to work (ewww), time to go shower #
Gotta take some pictures, I’ve been slack #
It’s beer time. I wonder if there are any movies on tonight – it’s like a Saturday since tomorrow’s a holiday #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2008-11-16

jafer — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 03:59:59 +0000

Listening to some tunes and drinking a beer, then I’m going to go watch tonight’s movie – War Inc. #
Just got back from Costco, and the Promenade, and Cayne’s, and Lattitude #
Checking my emails, then I’m going to shower and head off to work #
Scanning my laptop and drinking a tea, getting ready for my Thursday TV – wow, I’m a poet #
Last night I forgot to decide on what I’m wearing to work today, so now I’m going to feel rushed getting ready for work #
Had some rice with a hot dog for dinner – how nutritious! #
It’s not Saturday. I need a sleep in. I didn’t dare stay in bed after the second alarm went off, I knew I might not get up. #
I cleaned up all the wiring under my daughter’s desk – that took up most of my evening #
Just got home from work, now I’ll do some online banking, drink a tea, and take my daughter out to buy new jeans (her old ones split) #
Woke up to pee but decided I’d better stay up. Who knows if I’ll get up if I go back to bed. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2008-11-09

jafer — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 03:59:59 +0000

I’m getting prepared to watch Get Smart (the movie) – I was a big fan of the show when I was a kid. Don’t let me down. #
I’m gonna blog, have my tea, then shower and get ready for my volunteerism from 9-11 all the way downtown for crying out loud. #
I’d like something for dinner that doesn’t consist of a spoon of peanut butter #
Checkng emails then I’m gong to shower and get ready for work – when I woke up earlier I thought it was Saturday #
Finished my course, wondering if I passed the exam, truly not knowing #
Home from my course, wondering WTF I did to deserve this karma #
Made a necklace, now I’m drinking my Tim’s and gonna play some Wolfenstein #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2008-11-02

jafer — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 03:59:59 +0000

Waiting for my daughter to show up since I have no idea where she is and haven’t seen her since yesterday morning #
Updating a different website #
Watching Ugly Betty #
Wishing there was something good in the house for dinner (without a lot of preparation and cooking) #
Off to watch Restaurant Makeover – then The F Word (maybe, it hasn’t thrilled me so far, I like Gordon Ramsay rude) #
Trying to think of something for dinner #
Taking widgets off my site and going back to the code #
Going off to Wal-Mart with my snookey, he’s looking for a new un-George Costanza wallet #
Slept in til 7:30 *woohoo* – now I’ve got to find something to do #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2008-10-19

jafer — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 03:59:59 +0000

@momontherun Something simple and slimming – it’s always great for past people to see you looking good in reply to momontherun #
My snookey is power napping until we watch the movie we’ve rented. I still haven’t gotten around to playing Zuma or Wolfenstein! #
I’ve decided to play some Zuma until I lose a man, then I’ll play Wolfenstein #
I’ve decided to play some Zuma, then Wolfestein #
I’m going to play some Return to Castle Wolfenstein #
I’m just cleaning off the computer desk and jewellery table. I should put things away once in a while. #