Money

Secret to Getting Cheap Gas

I’ve decided to let you in on a little secret. I know you’d like to get gas cheaper than you’ve been getting it. Here’s what you do: Phone me. Find out if I’ve just filled up my tank. If I have, then gas prices will go down the very next day and you’ll be getting [...]

Gummie Bears

That’s what I’ve been doing. Eating those gummie bears made with real fruit, or real fruit juice, whatever it is. And when I read the label it showed that 7 of those gummie bears is equal to 100 calories. So I’m not going to tell you how many of those I had. That would just [...]

I Suppose I Should be Happy

Finally finished my taxes today. We started last weekend but I was missing some information that I had to get from work, so I printed that out and brought it over to “the accountant” today. Last week he had me owing $1500. Why? Is it because I make so damned much money? Of course it [...]