Money

My Favourite Number is .01

I took off today so that I could get stuff done – tax stuff. I always have to provide my accountant with an Excel sheet of my receipts. I feel like, ‘why am I doing this… why aren’t you doing this?’, but, WTF, I’m faster at it than he is so I might as well [...]

Hey, my beautiful car!

For my upcoming birthday I told my snookey that I wanted my winter tires put on. And for Christmas I said I’d like my regular tires put back on after winter. That sounded like a pretty cheap present to me, so I thought it was good that he’d give me something I needed and yet [...]

Sears Bill

I guess I’ve never told you how much I look forward to receiving my Sears bill. I’m not even being my usual sarcastic self; I’m serious. What I like about it is that they put all these little flyers in the envelope. All these flyers for more stuff to buy. Product! Not like the phone [...]