Appearances

Laser Treatment

Yes, boys and girls, you’ll be happy to learn that, if you’re a woman, you’re bound to start looking like a man after you hit a certain age. I’m speaking from experience, although some women have told me that after they hit menopause, they no longer had to shave their legs – cuz it just [...]

Tramp Stamp

Don’t ask me why this came into my head today but it did. I was thinking about all those girls who got the tattoos on their backs, the big ones right above their asses – the ones that everybody now calls tramp stamps. I was thinking about those poor girls. How do they feel now? [...]

Happy 2011!

I don’t know what you guys did for new year, but we don’t usually go out any more. The last year we went out, we didn’t get home until 5:00 a.m., that’s how hard it was to grab a cab. So we just stayed in. We were watching some movie on the Super Channel – [...]