Appearances
Brain Tumour Broad
That’s me in the title, Brain Tumour Broad. And I only say that because I just learned that I have a brain tumour in my temporal lobe. How did I learn that? On Wednesday night I got a really, really bad headache. As a result I was unable to really respond to questions my snookey [...]
Apartment Hunting
The past couple of nights my snookey and I have gone apartment hunting. Although we’ve lived here for 14 years, I’m sick and tired of our landlords sticking their noses where they don’t belong and berating my snookey for not having the garage the way they want it inside. Last week we experienced fuses blowing [...]
Laser Treatment
Yes, boys and girls, you’ll be happy to learn that, if you’re a woman, you’re bound to start looking like a man after you hit a certain age. I’m speaking from experience, although some women have told me that after they hit menopause, they no longer had to shave their legs – cuz it just [...]
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Matt
Sunny
Female, taken, fire, Sagittarius, Monkey, Toronto, two kids, one grandson, IT.
55
is the new 30. I want the world to close their mouths when they’re eating or chewing gum. If they don’t, I want to elbow them in the face.