Wax On, Wax Off
Because I’m going on this cruise next year, I figured I’d have to get my legs waxed for it so they’d be nice and smooth for a longer period, with no stubble, and no having to pack up a razor and shaving gel to take with me.
And since I know from other waxes in other areas (Fu Manchu), the first times are the worst for waxing. Your skin isn’t used to having something VIOLENTLY RIPPING OFF your hair. It leaves your skin red for a time, and sometimes leaves little red bumps. I figured I’d better start acclimatizing my legs to this violence long before my trip.
So the other day I purposely went out for a leg wax. And, yes, I was doing all, top and bottom, unlike having just the bottom done like I’ve tried before.
My thoughts? Waxing your legs really hurts. Really, really, really fucking hurts. Owwwwwwww. After that third strip on my thighs I was beginning to wonder whether I could go through with it or not, the first time, never mind any other type after that. And although I didn’t ask for it, this woman was also waxing my ‘bikini line’. Did I say the thighs really hurt? I won’t mention how much more that hurt.
Then she turned me over (no, I wasn’t done) and did my backside. And when I say my backside, I also mean my backside as she pushed my underwear up a bit because she decided my bum must also have been too ‘hirsute’.
If I’ve got a furry little bum (little? who are we kidding?), I’m ok with it – and so is my snookey; no, really. At least she didn’t go all out with the behind – after all, I barely knew her… just met her that day.
And while I’m thinking about it, I don’t think those women get paid too much. To me, I’d want a whole bunch of money for having to look at strange old women’s big hairy thighs and asses. So I had a pedicure after all that pain, and gave her a really good tip for all her hard work.
I’m hoping I don’t have to do this too often to get ready for my cruise in April. Every couple of months at most would be good. I’m hoping it’s not every month, but then if I let it go too long then the hair will get longer and that will hurt more, so I guess I’ll find out.
Cruise, I’m gonna be ready for you.
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