Just Noticing
I didn’t even know I had to pee… until I started washing the dishes. How can you not notice something like that?
And I also think it’s not a good idea for me to have sex just after a shower. 
Y’see, after I have my shower, my hair just seems to do whatever it wants. And since it’s really straight, it just dries really straight, and looks like Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber.
Think of how enticing that was to be putting the moves on. You think he might have told me and I would have run into the bathroom and waxed up my hair or something.
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Female, taken, fire, Sagittarius, Monkey, Toronto, two kids, one grandson, IT.
53
is the new 30. I want the world to close their mouths when they’re eating or chewing gum. If they don’t, I want to elbow them in the face.
He must really love you!