The Look of Home

Does anyone honestly think that a tablespoon of butter left in the dish would serve anyone in any way? Sundays we have our big breakfasts with sausage and eggs and toast. This amount of butter might butter one person’s toast. I’ve got an idea… why not put out more butter? Yes, let’s put out more. There are a couple of pounds sitting in the fridge right now.

And when I told you that I bought my daughter the Rock Band game, I didn’t happen to mention that it comes with all this equipment.

I guess this is what my living room is going to look like from now on. It’s a sexy, polished look. It screams of musicians living in the household, doesn’t it? Yes, musicians who play plastic guitars.

Now I’ve got to come up with some way of storing this crap. As if the other game stuff wasn’t enough underneath the wall unit where the wine is kept, now I’ve got a guitar and drums and mic to hide somewhere.

Thank God we’re not on Home Heist or something. I don’t know what kind of t-shirt they’d give us for the way my home looks.