The Deadly Fart
Once again I have the special opportunity to write about farts.
On the weekend I was up at Centerpoint Mall, my snookey was looking for a new phone case, so we went to Telus. As we got there, there was some ponytail guy (WoTF wears ponytails any more?) yakking to the Telus guy about a deal – getting one, why wasn’t this one cheaper?
Didn’t the guy fart as he was walking away. It was silent and it was deadly and I felt like puking as I stood there and then started moving to a different location to escape the fart.
Then the guy came back to discuss more deals he should be getting but I assume he came back then because he figured he wouldn’t have to face that fart by then.
What an ignorant fucking pig. Oh yes, why don’t you subject everybody else to your internal poisons you stinking, fucking, asshole. I can’t even imagine what this guy eats.
I’m sick of people farting. Take it to the toilet you low-life who doesn’t have enough brains to figure out what’s couth and uncouth. I hate people.
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Maria
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is the new 30. I want the world to close their mouths when they’re eating or chewing gum. If they don’t, I want to elbow them in the face.
um yea farting is natural and if u dont like it then go to some deserted island were u will nevver have to be around another fart again except for ur own well thats mean im sorry but yea for real get over it.