In My House
In my house, you can always find:
- An empty milk jug in the fridge
- A big wet towel on a bedroom floor
- An empty water jug
- A bag of chips that has four chips left in it but the bag is folded over with lots of air inside to look like the bag is full
- Empty yogurt containers hidden behind the wall unit
- An empty ice cube tray in the freezer
- A bowl of jello with one teaspoon of jello left in it
- Crumbs and spills all over the cutting board
- An empty milk bag that used to have milk bags inside it
- Spoons underneath someone’s bed
- A school uniform sitting in a heap, perhaps hidden behind a door
- A laundry basket with all the laundry sitting on the floor in front of it
Don’t just ‘drop in’. Give us enough time to clean up first.
I didn’t tell you something else you can find in my house on all the computers… the Windows Live Messenger. Ya, ya, you have this too and you say, “so what”. But I also have these little extra scripts in mine.
One of the little scripts I have on it is the /xspeakit script which will give you the voice to use when sending messages. You just type in /xspeakit and whatever you want to say, and it gives you a voice message.
Here for your listening enjoyment is a message from my live messenger.
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See what fun it is to live at my house?
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Matt
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Female, taken, fire, Sagittarius, Monkey, Toronto, two kids, one grandson, IT.
55
is the new 30. I want the world to close their mouths when they’re eating or chewing gum. If they don’t, I want to elbow them in the face.
LOL – I want it too! That is so cool! BTW – I think we live in the same house