Happy Birthday Me!
51 stinking years old now (although I look 40. in low lighting. with make-up on. and a companion who’s had 8-9 beers).
Here’s what my horoscope tells me now.
The Inner You: Your Real Motivation
You are a gambler and an adventurer at heart, one who loves to take risks, to discover and explore new worlds, and to take the untried path rather than the safe, reliable one. You are an independent soul, freedom-loving, and often very restless. You need a lifestyle that provides opportunities for travel, movement, change, and meeting new people. A steady routine which offers much in the way of security but little in the way of space and freedom is odious to you. (ya, that sounds a lot like an old woman who sits around making jewellery and creating websites. Oh, I’m so exciting.)
Mental Interests and Abilities:
Clear, objective, and realistic, you are unimpressed by exaggerated claims or promises. You insist upon being shown facts to back up any statement you hear, and your natural skepticism often borders on cynicism. You approach problems clearly and rationally and maintain your poise and objectivity even in the midst of critical situations. Anyone seeking your advice is certain to get an unemotional and unbiased assessment of their situation, and you therefore make a good arbitrator or judge. You are thorough, conscientious, and disciplined in your thinking, and have an aptitude for business, organization, and administration. You are also a good strategist, and will plan and patiently follow a realistic course which will lead to your eventual success. Serious-minded and studious, you enjoy quiet time alone for thinking or reading. (When is this eventual success? Is that eventual as in “oops, you died before eventual came around”? Times a running out.)
That’s it. That’s all my horoscope is telling me. Otherwise I’d have to pay for the full-length reading and I’m not about to do that.
So here’s my usual happy birthday song. How come nobody else posts songs up here?
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Btw, horoscopes, are only relevant when made for an
individual, by someone with real passion in the art.
To quote from the opening line to a game I played
for years. C&C
“I wonder if it will be raining?”
The answer is of course, “yes, somewhere…”
Horoscopes are like that, right somewhere, sometime, maybe.
Thanks, everyone, for your birthday wishes here, by email and in my facebook. I’ll just sit patiently waiting for the gifts to pour in. 
Happy Birthday!!! (Belated, I know, but I haven’t been on the computer for a couple of days. I’ve been – eh – crocheting.)
idiotonastick
Minna
Dave Barker
I used Moneris for over two years. I recently terminated due to a merchant compliance requiremen t – Moneris began...
Maria
just another
Female, taken, fire, Sagittarius, Monkey, Toronto, two kids, one grandson, IT.
55
is the new 30. I want the world to close their mouths when they’re eating or chewing gum. If they don’t, I want to elbow them in the face.
So, Like you are now older than me,
Happy Birthday to you.
I wish for you a beautiful day,
filled with fun and laughter,
you “Canadian Tire Girl”.
Blessed be. From me, BFG.