Canadian Idol Finale
It’s down to the wire, boys and girls. This guy better win →
the Canadian Idol tonight. Not because I think he’s that great, but just because he’s better than the other guy.
← This is the putrid singer who’d better not win. If this guy wins, I’ll have to change my citizenship to some other country.
The problem is, he’s from a small town, Drumheller, Alberta, where I’m sure every little hickster is voting as often as they can push the buttons – that may not be happening for our hero, Brian Melo since he’s from Hamilton. Who likes Hamilton? Maybe Hamiltonians, and who knows whether they’re big voters.
If you’re not from here you wouldn’t know that Hamilton is only about an hour’s drive from Toronto. It’s quite a big city if you’re not comparing it to Toronto, so if all the people from Hamilton voted, this guy might pull a rabbit out of his hat. And Christ knows he wore enough hats.
Every stinking show this guy had a hat on. Why? A lot of bald guys wear hats to cover up their balding. Is that why he had a hat on all the time? Does he have a big leprous wound on his head? I’m not big on the hat look.
Anyway, enough of that, Brian Melo must win. We, as Canadians, cannot possibly be stupid enough to vote in a “singer” who can barely carry a tune. How stupid would we look?
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Thankfully, Brian Melo won Canadian Idol.
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Maria
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Female, taken, fire, Sagittarius, Monkey, Toronto, two kids, one grandson, IT.
55
is the new 30. I want the world to close their mouths when they’re eating or chewing gum. If they don’t, I want to elbow them in the face.
Ha It doesn’t matter who wins! No one is going to buy his music anyway, if the results of the last 20 or so “winners” is taken in to account.
Vote for me and I’ll not sing…..