Upside Down Legs
It occurred to me, as I was laying in front of the air conditioner because it’s putridly hot everywhere else, that if my legs were upside down all the time, they wouldn’t look so fat.
Go ahead, lay down and put your legs straight up in the air (get your mind out of the gutter). Look at how skinny your legs look like that.
Now, if only I could put that to use somehow. How do I fit that in at work? I know my snookey wouldn’t mind my legs being upside down all the time (again, with the filthy mind).
This gravity thing is not showing my body to its best advantage.
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Maria
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is the new 30. I want the world to close their mouths when they’re eating or chewing gum. If they don’t, I want to elbow them in the face.
LOL – yes – I noticed that once before too – I spent every night that week with my legs up in the air… Oh boy that sounded really dirty!