Costco Trip
As I was coming out of Costco today I was wondering, ‘where the hell are my car keys?’ since they weren’t in my pocket. You’ll be proud of me that I did not buy the pair of pants and jacket that I saw there and had in my cart, I put them back and only picked up the 484-box of gum.
I searched through my purse and couldn’t find my keys. Not in pocket. Not in purse.
As I neared the car I noticed that I hadn’t locked the doors so that was a good sign. I thought that maybe I’d left the keys in the ignition.
Well, boys and girls, not only did I leave the keys in the ignition, but I left the car running! I left the stupid car running and unlocked while I went into Costco, looked around at stuff, tried on a jacket, rummaged through some pants, went over to get the gum, waited in a big line-up, and then came out.
How fucking stupid am I? Who do you know who has ever left their car running and gone shopping? I just can’t believe I did that. How’s that for forgetfulness?
The good thing was that the car was toasty warm.
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The brain is the first thing to go 
But did you buy a lottery ticket since it might have been your lucky day?
Just to be a know-it-all, the things to look for in a monitor (LCD) are:
1: resolution that matches your video card
2: frame rate of 100Mhz or better (faster)
3: Warranty that includes Zero dark pixel replacement and max of three light pixels.
4: a dealer you can bargain with
Down here in NZ we have a guy who checks every sellers web sites for prices and puts it up on the web. See pricespy.co.nz. I don’t know if there is similar in Canada. I looked on the Costco site and was not impressed with any of the offerings, except perhaps for the DELL.
For working conditions ie 5 days a week on all day, I’d go for a Dell 22″
For home I have two AOC’s can’t find them at Costco though, Chi Mei are OK but they re-brand a lot and sometimes they are not so good.
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Female, taken, fire, Sagittarius, Monkey, Toronto, two kids, one grandson, IT.
55
is the new 30. I want the world to close their mouths when they’re eating or chewing gum. If they don’t, I want to elbow them in the face.
Blimey it looks like you had a brain freeze, from the cold. Or it could have been what my kids call a Senior Moment!
The bfg site looks ok to me, its loading fine on firefox anyway….