Asshole Computer
My computer is fucked. I got an update last night for my Logitech webcam and I updated. Today everything was crashing (blue screen memory dump crash).
When I uninstalled the webcam, all of a sudden my keyboard wouldn’t work. Now I’m using some “corded” keyboard from (probably) 10 years ago and I hate it.
When I go to click a program shut with the little X, it maximizes the windows. If I click minimize, it will do the same thing, toggling back and forth no matter which button I hit, from maximum to regular size.
My programs won’t launch. I can use the mouse to go into the program list but when I click on them, they won’t open – they’ll only open if I press enter after I’ve highlighted them.
And my quicklaunch bar does nothing at all. If I click on any of the programs from there, it does absolutely zilch.
So, guess who’s due for another reformat then? Fucking computer. Fucking updates. Now I have to go through the whole stinking thing again. Life sucks. Even more so now that I don’t have a cigarette to empathize with me. Stinking life. Stinking Logitech.
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is the new 30. I want the world to close their mouths when they’re eating or chewing gum. If they don’t, I want to elbow them in the face.
Sounds like a virus to me….