On the Road
I’ll be quick. I’m driving along today on my way to Henry’s because I got a bit of money for Christmas and I decided that I was going to buy an extra battery pack for my new camera.
So I stop at the lights beside some Jewish guy in the car beside me. I’m watching him for a second or two and I realize that the guy is flossing his teeth. I say to my honey, “look at this – the guy’s flossing!”. And then I think, “hmmm, is that productive? He’s stopped at a light and he’s flossing. Is he saving time?”.
But then as the light changes and this guy pulls away, I drive beside him and glance over now and then to find that he’s still flossing his teeth! While he’s driving! I guess that explained why he was in that lane, then this lane, then that lane.
When you see license AYHH 272 you’ll have to take care not to get too close. You wouldn’t want to distract the guy from cleaning his teeth at the wheel.
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Dave Barker
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Maria
just another
Female, taken, fire, Sagittarius, Monkey, Toronto, two kids, one grandson, IT.
55
is the new 30. I want the world to close their mouths when they’re eating or chewing gum. If they don’t, I want to elbow them in the face.
Maybe his name is “I have not whitened or flossed my teeth Hammond”?