More Voicemail from Bell Canada

Well, you’ll never guess who got another voicemail today telling me that the reason my phone is indicating that I have voicemail is because some people don’t press 1 for someone, or 2 for someone else, that the voicemail is probably going into the main mailbox.

Are they fucking stupid? Did I not tell 3 people now that I have checked all mailboxes? Does this not mean that I’ve even checked the main mailbox? Didn’t they put a note on the file like I asked them to, telling technical support that I KNOW HOW to do this?

I called them again. I got another screener guy tonight. He told me that the problem would be fixed within 2 days (how familiar). He said he would put a note on file that I knew how to use it. I asked him if there wasn’t already a note like I’d asked them to do 3 times already. Then he said there was but it was not really clear. Perhaps it would have been clearer if any of these asshats actually spoke English.

So he told me that he’d reiterate the problem to me and he went through everything and yet he didn’t reiterate any note about not leaving me tutorial voicemails. I asked him if he had put the note there and he said he had. So how come when he’s reading everything else back to me, there’s no note that he’s reading back to me?

I can hardly wait for yet another voicemail telling me how to access my voicemail. This service is disgusting. It seems that no one is able to listen. I’m gonna go get laid.

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Do you ever wonder if they’re doing it just to see if you go ballistic next time, and they can send the recording in to eBaum’s World or something? I mean, that’s what I’d be doing if I worked at the telephone company. Really, I would.

Press 1 for BFG
Press 2 for BFG
Press 3 for BFG
Press 4 WHAT are you still not pressing my button?
Begone…click.

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