All the Time
Yes, I have all the time in the world tonight to blog, since I don’t think there’s anything at all on TV on Wednesdays. Am I right? Tell me. Is there some fabulous show that I’m missing? Let me in on it. And don’t tell me it’ll be some Survivor, Great Race, or anything else I wouldn’t watch if you paid me. It’s about time you knew what I would or wouldn’t watch.
Now that you’ve got your duties assigned, just take a minute to visit with me. I forgot to tell you about the guy in Tim Horton’s the other morning.
There was a big line-up at Tim’s and this big, tall, black guy came in to beg from the people in the line up. This guy with one front-side tooth kept staring me in the face, asking me for money. I just looked at him. I didn’t say a thing. He kept repeating himself and I just kept looking at him.
Then he went on to the person ahead of me, then ahead, then ahead. He was getting nowhere with anyone so I guess he figured he’d come back to me. Perhaps my lack of verbal abilities made him think that there was a hope in hell that I was gonna fall for this.
So when he came back to me again, I said, “why are you in here?” – I know that they’re not allowed inside the premises to beg – just hovering outside the door and following you to your car. To that he responded, “fuck you!” and was walking out the door. I said, “sorry, what was that?” and he said, “fuck you!” and left.
I don’t think he’d win any of the “oh that poor guy, let me help him out” vote with that negative kind of attitude, now, do you?
And that was just one of my many Tim’s excursions.
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You have such a knack with these people!