Ask – Sept. 23
Ask an Idiot!
Q. Dear Idiot (I feel so insulting calling you that),
Where did you get that name from… Idiot on a Stick? Is that what your parents named you, or is that an alias?
A. Dear Whomever:
Yes that is my real name. In my country, Idiot means something totally different than in every other country. Idiot means, “comely, intelligent, charming woman with great sex appeal”. Then there’s my middle name, “Ona”, which means, “goddesses of all gods”. Put that together with my last name, “Stick”, which, in my country means, “stick”, and you get a very descriptive name: the sexiest most pulchritudinous of goddesses on a stick. You’ll never find anyone like me on a stick in your life. Oh, wait, I forgot the stick… but you get the idea.
Of course that is my birth name.
Q. I’m available tonight, are you?
A. Oh, they’re always after me lucky charms, and the reason is because (see answer above). I just can’t get away from people wanting me, wanting to be with me, wanting, wanting, wanting. It’s tough being so damned gorgeous and intelligent, sometimes I just can’t gaze at myself in the mirror any longer, I feel I’ll get sucked into the swirling vortex of me.
Ok, enough levity. I’m available tonight and every night because I spend my life sitting at a computer or watching TV. Thanks for reminding me that I have no life.
Q. Does smoking make uclers worse?
A. I’m not sure if it makes anything worse, but perhaps it inhibits your ability to spell.
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is the new 30. I want the world to close their mouths when they’re eating or chewing gum. If they don’t, I want to elbow them in the face.
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