Make-Over
I was in the mall the other day and there was a place to sign up for a make-over. Not the make-up kinda make-over, but the whole shebang, like DaVinci Veneers, Botox, hair, clothes and make-up, and I figured I’d go for it.
Well there was this little skinny ‘screener’ broad who told me that you had to fall within a certain age group to qualify for the make-over. So I said, “ok, what age?” (totally prepared to lie about my age) and she told me that I had to be between 30 and 50.
Ok, so I’m between 30 and 50. So why was she trying to dissuade me? Do I not look between 30 and 50? Do I look older than 50? Older than 50? Me… whose always looked younger than her age? Did she think I was older? WTF was that?!?
So I started filling out the form. I’d love it if I qualified but chances are I wouldn’t be that lucky to get all that stuff done for free. However, if it ever happens, I’ll be sure to let you know.
Stupid asshole. Older than 50? Fuckhead. *pfffft*
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Wow, isn’t this embarrassing. I couldn’t add 1 and 0… (well, I read 1 and 10) I guess my comment is in moderation queue. 
Evil spambot me.
Alright, I’ll just have to go back to grade 1 then. Oddly the comment count was increased by one when I sent it… oh well.
As I was saying… You misunderstood the screener, she thought you were under 30!
I was once invited off the street to take part in a survey. I went in a cafe, ordered my complementary cocoa and was seated at the computer and everything. Then the person who had picked me was answering the first question and asked my age. I said “21″ and they said “oh, no, I’m sorry! You have to be 25 to take part in this.” It was kinda embarrassing to get up and leave right after sitting down and the survey would’ve been interesting, but I was ecstatic that they thought I was over 25! I just hope they started asking people’s age right on the street and not let them get their hopes up about the hot cocoa…
Minna, that’s the perfect answer! Yes, she thought I was under 30. That’s it, of course. And I’m the only almost-50-year-old in this universe who really only looks 29. Thank you, thank you – I love that take on things and I’m gonna keep it. 
idiotonastick
Minna
Dave Barker
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Maria
just another
Female, taken, fire, Sagittarius, Monkey, Toronto, two kids, one grandson, IT.
55
is the new 30. I want the world to close their mouths when they’re eating or chewing gum. If they don’t, I want to elbow them in the face.
*snigger*