Brazilian Hairless
That laser thing is really working, ya know. I’m only telling you this because it just popped into my head. The hair removal thing – remember? Remember I told you I was having the laser thing done to get rid of my fu manchu and matching beard?
She said I had to sign up for 6 sessions, but I’ve only had 2. And in those two areas that have been done, no hair has grown back.
So I was looking in my big 10X mirror yesterday and couldn’t find any more of that hair. So I was trying to think of places she could now laser me since I have to have 4 more sessions.
No, we’re not doing any Brazilians – especially not with a laser, although perhaps that could be a little vibrator-ish, maybe I should be thinking about Brazilians. Ok, stop it, you’re making me ill. Fine. I was just kidding.
It’s too bad that laser thing only does dark hair. I have a whole bunch of blondish/grayish hair that could use some lasering. Let’s ponder <- much underused word. Let’s wander <- notice the different spelling and yet same pronunciation. It’s almost time to launder. What is with the english language anyway? Canadian Idol’s coming on.
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is the new 30. I want the world to close their mouths when they’re eating or chewing gum. If they don’t, I want to elbow them in the face.
I read Brazillian Heiress, I was trying to put a picture to that image then I read more…..Not a pretty picture anymore.