Star Jones
I don’t know about you, but I really didn’t know too much about Star Jones, except that I knew she was on that Barbara Walters TV show, and that I’d seen her before in some television commercials.
In reality, I didn’t know anything more about her than that, and I never really gave a flying crap to know anything more about her. Who cares?
I did know that she was a big cow. And maybe that’s why I knew her name, because when I’d hear her name, I’d automatically picture some fat cow in my mind. 
As far as I knew she’d never done anything except appear on that Barbara Walters show, and, for that, she was some big star?
Anyway, imagine my surprise when I saw her on the news.
She was actually skinny (or skinny for her, I guess). I saw her staring at me and I thought, “Am I thinking about the same person? Is this that broad from Barbara Walters and some commercials? Can’t be. That woman was a pig.”
Turns out to be true, and all the hype lately is because she was not renewed at the BW show and thought she’d beat them all to the punch by announcing something a couple of days before they were to announce it.
It reminds me of someone who was working with me, whose project was going to end and she acted like she’d been fired and started performing all kinds of backstabbing, childish hijinks against ‘the boss’.
Enough of that. I guess that’s why in my eyes, whether Star Jones is skinny or not, she’s still a fucking pig.
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