Are You Paying Too Much?
In my email tonight there were 455 emails in the Spam category. However, that’s not all the spam – a few more sneak into the inbox.
I saw an interesting one. The subject was: Best Price for Impotence
Funny thing… I never realized that impotence was overpriced. And now “Maryann” is offering me a good deal on impotence.
Tell me, are any of you paying too much for impotence? If so, here’s what her email says:
Do you feel the pressure to perform and not rising to the occasion??
Try Viagra…..
your anxiety will be a thing of the past and you will
be back to your old self.
Hmm, I don’t see anything about where to get the best price on impotence.
Maybe I should contact Sherise Lizette who, although she seems to have some typing or spelling problems, because her subject line read: “iuvp SAVE 82%: VIAGR*, AMBIE*, CIALI*, XANA*, RIVOTRI*, LEVITR*, CIPRO, MERIDI*, CELEBRE*, VALIU* went” – she at least had a website for me to peruse.
Sherise tells me this:
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I’m thinking that Sherise perhaps suffers from more than typing or spelling woes because she goes on to say:
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Quite frankly, I’ve missed her point. I wonder if she has a good price on impotence.
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Comments
Ah, hilarious. I especially like Sherise’s text.
I’ve been grinning at the subject lines of spam emails that drop in the inbox of the person I’m backing up for a month at work: “Your future, nutty-looking”, “Better Success, willy-willy”, “Order status, ore-crushing”… Naturally, I haven’t opened the mails to see what they say, but it is tempting.
Spam spam spam , like I told you…….
I’m also getting the robospam, in increasing numbers this last week, 156 yesterday, mostly through my unused domains, comming soon pages.
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Maria
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is the new 30. I want the world to close their mouths when they’re eating or chewing gum. If they don’t, I want to elbow them in the face.
Which just goes to show – it’s a damn FREAK SHOW out there!
Who are these morons? They seem to have impotence of the old grey matter.