What’s Real?
Yes, it’s pretty damned disgusting how happy I am lately. Maybe it’s some female hormonal thing in reverse. Perhaps it’s the good world-bad world alternative to who I really am.
Scenario in real world:
Jafer: “what the fuck are you looking at?!”
Scenario in new and improved happy world:
Jafer: “you’re beautiful.” *smile*
Real world:
Jafer: “isn’t that just fucking great. Someone rear-ended me.”
N and I-H world:
Jafer: “that’s ok, it’s just a scratch. If you want, we don’t have to go through your insurance company.”
Real:
Jafer: “I gotta find a real job that pays real money.”
NIH:
Jafer: “Are we all done, or do you want me to stay?”
Something very strange is happening. I’m just sitting around with a goofy look on my face, thinking happy thoughts. And it’s a long weekend where I can think happy thoughts for days upon days. I’m so excited!
Let’s have beer.
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Dave Barker
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Maria
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Female, taken, fire, Sagittarius, Monkey, Toronto, two kids, one grandson, IT.
55
is the new 30. I want the world to close their mouths when they’re eating or chewing gum. If they don’t, I want to elbow them in the face.
Whats the long weekend for ?