I’m gonna be rich I tell you
I’m posting this for Twisted Chili since he’s always getting the spam and posts his, and I always delete everything in my email box.
Here’s the confidential request I got today:
From Motali Kolonga
Rue 6 BP 01 Cocody Abidjan CI
Phone:+22507682728.
Cote d Ivoire.Dearest one,
I automatically trust people who call me “dearest one”. Lord knows I am dear.I know that my message will come to you as a surprise since I dont know you in person or met with you before, but Iam of the believe that you would beobliged to come to my assistance after hearing about my situation.I was, until recently, a Medical student of the University of Abidjan, Ivory Coast West Africa 18 years old.
He is very fortunate. He could have been killed, and no one would be able to access the millions of dollars that his father left sitting around.Late last year October 2005, the Rebels in my Country Struck our township and killed my parents and my only sister in one of their attacks. My late Father,Guei Kolonga being an oppositon leader to the president of my country was a prime Target. Fortunately for me, I was in school when the attack took place.
Before his death he had a foreign account here in Cte d’Ivoire up to the tune of $9.5m which he told the bank was for the importation of some processing machine. Wait a minute… was his father lying to the bank? Was the money really for importation of some processing machine?I want you to do me a favour to receive this funds to a safe account in your country or any safer place as the beneficiary .
I have plans to do investment in your country, like real estate and industrial production and also complete my studies. This is my reason for writing to you. Please if you are willing to assist me please indicate your interest. I think I will indicate my interest in receiving 20% of his $9.5MI have mapped out 75% for myself and 20% for your cordial assistance and 5% for any expenses which may be incurred in both locally and internationally.
Note that the confidentiality of this transaction would be highly appreciated in replying soonest.I’m going to email him back and tell him that I’m a good soul who will help him out. I am a good soul, aren’t I?
Thanks and best regards.
Motali Kolonga at motali.kolonga11@hotmail.com
I’ll have to see how much work is involved after I email Motali and inform him of my willingness to help.
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Female, taken, fire, Sagittarius, Monkey, Toronto, two kids, one grandson, IT.
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is the new 30. I want the world to close their mouths when they’re eating or chewing gum. If they don’t, I want to elbow them in the face.
Ha! That’s a new one to me – I keep winning European lotteries. One of these days, I’m going to have to claim the hundreds of prizes I’ve won in order to pay for all the drugs I apparently need (you know the drugs – the ones to help satisfy my woman). If there’s anything left-over, I’ll be investing it in numerous stocks that are inevitably about to skyrocket.
Spam can be quite entertaining at times – From a certain point of view.