Men are like….
A blend of mine sent me this so I thought I’d share:
- Men are like … Laxatives … They irritate the shit out of you.
- Men are like … Bananas … The older they get, the less firm they are.
- Men are like … Weather … Nothing can be done to change them.
- Men are like … Blenders … You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
- Men are like … Chocolate Bars … Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
- Men are like … Commercials … You can’t believe a word they say.
- Men are like … Department Stores … Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
- Men are like … Government Bonds … They take soooooooo long to mature.
- Men are like … Mascara … They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
- Men are like … Popcorn … They satisfy you, but only for little while.
- Men are like … Snowstorms … You never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.
- Men are like … Lava Lamps … Fun to look at, but not very bright.
- Men are like … Parking Spots … All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Ok, don’t be ragging on me, I’m not the type who believes in the stereotyping. It’s a joke, people, a joke! I do find that snowstorm one amusing, though. 
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is the new 30. I want the world to close their mouths when they’re eating or chewing gum. If they don’t, I want to elbow them in the face.
OK, Women.
Women are like … Gold …. Shiney and you want one.
Women are like … Money … you know you want one.
Women are like … aeroplanes …. shiney and you want one.
Women are like … parking spots … never big enough for your ego, I mean length of your hood, er and you want one.
Women are like … chocolate… Mmmmmmm chocolate, and you want one.
Women are like … popcorn …. tasty, bite sized, and really good covered in butter or chocolate, oh and you want one.
Women are like … headaches … yep.
Women are like … yachts …. yachts are holes in the water which you pour money into, women ….. you want one.
Women are like … ice cubes …. they melt in whiskey, and then you really want one.
Women are like … men …. only difference is, you want one.
Jafer is like …. tims coffee …. frothy on top, warm inside, and just plain nice.