Hostel
We heard stuff about this movie. We heard things that made us think, ‘do we really want to see this?’, about torture, and how the torture scenes seemed so realistic, yada, yada.
There was nothing else to rent, so we rented it.
I don’t know where these mysterious, realistic-seeming torture scenes were. Because as far as torture went, it seemed there was more of an implication of torture than actually seeing any graphic depiction of it.
Since we like Quentin Tarantino’s movies and he had recommended this (or something) we figured that maybe it wouldn’t be too bad. We were wrong.
The movie was lame. The only thing that would have been worse would have been if I’d tried to make the movie myself. Drunk. And asleep. Using my feet. With eyes and a nose drawn on my toes while doing imitations of Jack Nicholson.
Don’t waste your money. There wasn’t even any good torture.
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You should send Quentin the receipt for the rental and demand a refund. Maybe then it will teach him not to whore out his name and recommend a movie he didn’t watch. http://www.idiotonastick.com/talk/wp-images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif
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Female, taken, fire, Sagittarius, Monkey, Toronto, two kids, one grandson, IT.
55
is the new 30. I want the world to close their mouths when they’re eating or chewing gum. If they don’t, I want to elbow them in the face. 
The torture was in having to watch it!:!: