Beemer Bitch
I know you can’t really see anything in this pic, but that’s cuz she started driving up the hill just as I was taking the pic.
Tonight’s traffic was ridiculous. I guess it was more ridiculous than it is on a Friday (today was like a Friday cuz of the holiday tomorrow) because I left work 10 minutes late.
I don’t know how many lights I had to sit through because of people deciding to turn onto a street that was full of traffic and so they sat in the intersections cutting off traffic going the other way. I was fuming. If I’d had a baseball bat, I could easily have parked my car and gone over and smashed in every fucking car that decided to do that.
What took the cake, though, was the asshole in the Beemer. Some bitch who refused to let the car in front of me get into her lane. As we could see later, the car in front of me was trying to make a left turn onto another street, but this fucking asswipe refused to let her in, even though we were stopped up in traffic.
The car ahead of me kept trying to inch into the lane and this stinking beemer would pull ahead more to stop her. The car was waving her arm, trying to point where she had to go, but noooo, Miss Ugly Rich Broad couldn’t let anybody possibly infringe upon the 2 inches ahead of her.
The car finally made its way into the lane. Not through any courtesy of that stupid bitch, just by being a little more aggressive, where the Beemer might have ended up in an accident, and then got to make her turn, almost too late for the street.
So WTF was with that stinking ugly miserable bitch? Would it have cost her anything to let a car into the lane? She was still stuck in traffic… before, during and after.
I don’t know what the hell is wrong with people. They’re all assholes and I should become a hermit before I start taking my baseball bat with me. Time for a beer.
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