Unfrickinbelievable

In case you’ve never read it over there on the side, I am Sagittarius. I’ve done my own chart, (cuz I’m a little into that crap as an amusement) and my honey’s.

The problem is that I don’t really know what time I was born. So maybe that chart information is all wrong.

Yes, I asked my mother years ago and she came up with the concise answer of, “I think it was somewhere around midnight”. I never knew what to believe with that one, so I’ve always put in the time around midnight.

Anyway, for years I wanted to find this out. A few years ago I phoned the hospital where I was born and they told me that in order to obtain my birth records, I’d have to have a letter from my mother, authorizing it.

Got that? MY records required a letter of authorization from my mother.

Well just the other day, I decided I’d try again. I figured that I could tell them that my mother’s broccoli, living in a home, and therefore it wouldn’t require her authorization.

This time they didn’t mention anything at all about a letter of authorization. I didn’t even have to mention the zucchini, I just told the hospital that I’d like to find out what time I was born.

Well now it requires $30. I have to send them a written letter with:

  1. My name and date of birth
  2. My address and phone number
  3. My mother’s married name and maiden name
  4. A witness’s signature
  5. A cheque for $30

For some strange reason I had thought that all hospital records would be computerized and it would simply be a matter of looking up a name in the computer.

I certainly have no idea why it would cost $30 stinking dollars for them to say, “ya, you were born at 12:02″. And how come I can’t get my own birth information at request AND for free? It is my information that they never provided me.

I guess I’ll be waiting til the job actually starts before I have $30 to spare on crap like this.

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Comments

I went through the same thing with my birth certificate. I found out i was born at 5:39 pm…..now i use those numbers to play the lottery.Hey blog
you have voted for you in the last battle..come and visit sometimes.

What a scam!

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