Deprived
Hey! I just realized that I won’t be getting my birthday boink today. 
My snookey’s got a cold and he can’t breathe through his nose.
What kinda cheap ass birthday is this?!? Oh, and we didn’t have birthday grilled cheese, we had birthday hamburgers. Mostly because I bought the Christmas turkey today and had to keep it in the freezer, so we need to get a helluva lot of stuff outta there… hamburgers taking up so much room.
So I guess my birthday boink will end up being a combo birthday/xmas one: birthmas ← sounds kind of disgusting. Oh yes, but so does the thought of a 49-year-old boinking, I know. Don’t picture it.
Oh, and here’s some crap I found about who I am, based on today being my birthday:
How You Approach Life and How You Appear To Others
Modest, unobtrusive, and often rather quiet or shy, you are a person who is content to be in the background or to serve as an assistant, in the supporting role rather than in the lead. You are quite humble in your own assessment of yourself and you have a very strong perfectionistic attitude, with a tendency to be overly self-critical. No matter how well you do something, you always see the flaws in it and how it could be improved. Often you will simply refuse to attempt something because you feel you cannot meet your own high standards.The Inner You: Your Real Motivation
You are a gambler and an adventurer at heart, one who loves to take risks, to discover and explore new worlds, and to take the untried path rather than the safe, reliable one. You are an independent soul, freedom-loving, and often very restless. You need a lifestyle that provides opportunities for travel, movement, change, and meeting new people. A steady routine which offers much in the way of security but little in the way of space and freedom is odious to you.
None of that has anything to do with getting laid (or lack thereof). I’m sorry. You’d forgotten about that and I just stuck it back in your head. Picture a sweet little puppy that you’d love to have for Christmas.
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Female, taken, fire, Sagittarius, Monkey, Toronto, two kids, one grandson, IT.
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is the new 30. I want the world to close their mouths when they’re eating or chewing gum. If they don’t, I want to elbow them in the face.
LOL – that’s too funny… Happy Birthday Jafer!