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Merry Christmas

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December 25, 2005

Santa ClausSanta and I are both hoping that you’ve been good so you’ll get lots of stuff you want.

Merry Christmas, everyone. New Year’s resolutions to come.

In the meantime, let me absolutely delight you with a little Christmas poem I wrote.

T’was the day before Christmas, and all through the house
Empty beer bottles clattered, from Jafer – the souse

She sat drinking good cheer, toasting holiday season
Not like other times drinking, when she didn’t have reason

When all of a sudden she heard a big clatter
and staggered out of her chair to see what was the matter

She walked into the wall on her way to observe
what the fuss was about, someone sure had their nerve!

When right down the chimney, a big crash as he landed
was Rudolph the reindeer, dejected and stranded

He said, “I’m afraid that I’m lost, and I can’t find St. Nick
I don’t know this neighbourhood but I have to learn quick

’cause this is just dress rehearsal, what will I do tonight
if I can’t find my way even when outside’s light?”

“I have to guide Santa – my bright nose gave direction
but this flu screwed me up in my direction selection”

So, Jafer, to alleviate Rudolph’s deep fear
handed Rudolph a glass and served beer after beer

When time came for departure, Rudolph left in a hurry
Self-assured, calm and confident, not left with a worry

He left with a flaming, and veined, bright red nose
He’d guide all the reindeer – thanks to Jafer, I suppose

And isn’t that just what Christmas season’s about?
Loving and helping your fellow reindeer out

And though she couldn’t remember anything the next day
Down her chimney a present had found its own way

There sat 5 – 24′s, Jafer would surely get tight
And yell “Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good [hiccup]“

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Comments

That’s a good one! Merry Christmas Jafer!

Comment by Marie on Sunday, Dec. 25, 2005 @ 2:44 pm

Merry Christmas and Happy 2006 right back at’cha! Oh, and Happy birthday a couple of days late. Some of my favorite people are born in December. :-) Take care.

Comment by awittykitty on Sunday, Dec. 25, 2005 @ 11:49 pm

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