What Makes a Kiss Good?
I was surfing today and someone was talking about kissing – bad kissing.
That took me back to my first experiences with kissing. Let’s start off with the first time I even ‘heard’ about the tongue stuff. Whatever my classmate’s name was, she was telling a whole bunch of us about “french kissing” and how the boy sticks his tongue in your mouth.
We girls all had the same dreamy-eyed, swooning reaction of, “ewwwwwwww”, in unison. Don’t know when we all managed to get over that, but at least some of us did.
The first french kissing I ever encountered was, as I know now, really really bad. I was at a party (I was somewhere between 13-15) with my friend Jayne Greene. She of the big boobal area, a little more worldly than I, and I being the almost flat-chested, slim non-Jewish girl at the party.
I don’t know what the prerequisite for necking someone up was, only that the really bad kisser decided I was the one to be kissed. Or perhaps he’d tried others and they wouldn’t let him. Maybe they already knew how he kissed… who knows?
I wanted the experience, since I had none, so I was game for trying the necking. Anyway, his mouth covered about half my face, from below the nose on down. I don’t remember my face ever being that wet before or after. Perhaps not even when I’m washing my face. 
I guess when your mouth is so wide open, possibly enough to swallow someone else’s face, there’s nowhere for all that spit to go except all over the other person.
While I didn’t like the kissing, I didn’t stop it. After all, I had to learn about it. Thankfully, at some point (perhaps it was hours, but perhaps it just seemed like hours), he stopped and I could wipe off my chin and cheeks (with both arms).
So I’ll have to say that, even though my honey is a good kisser, I don’t know what makes him a good kisser. But I do know what makes a bad kisser, and one of those things is slobbering all over somebody’s face.
And you know what? I can’t stand watching any movie or TV show where their mouths are wide open and you actually have to watch the tongues introducing themselves. Get a room.
Did you enjoy this post? Why not leave a comment below and continue the conversation, or subscribe to my feed and get articles like this delivered automatically to your feed reader.
idiotonastick
Minna
Dave Barker
I used Moneris for over two years. I recently terminated due to a merchant compliance requiremen t – Moneris began...
Maria
just another
Female, taken, fire, Sagittarius, Monkey, Toronto, two kids, one grandson, IT.
55
is the new 30. I want the world to close their mouths when they’re eating or chewing gum. If they don’t, I want to elbow them in the face.
“I can’t stand watching any movie or TV show where their mouths are wide open and you actually have to watch the tongues introducing themselves.”
I agree, but on the other hand, I hate those so-called passionate kisses where the mouths are closed tight and their faces are mashed together. There seems to be no passion at all.