And When I Die
Don’t ask me why I’m telling you this now, but I just feel like it.
When I die, I want to be cremated. Probably only because I don’t like bugs or worms or all that other ooky stuff that I think lives below the ground, so I’d rather not be sharing the rest of my life (death) with them.
And the song that I want playing at my funeral is
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by Van Morrison. It’s a requirement that somebody take responsibility for playing that at my funeral (since everybody’s known it for years and years).
And don’t think I won’t be paying attention just because I’m dead. But nobody better forget and then show up with the
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tape. It’s just not ‘funereal’ enough for me.
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is the new 30. I want the world to close their mouths when they’re eating or chewing gum. If they don’t, I want to elbow them in the face.
When I die they can do what they like, it don’t matter to me. As long as someone remembers to turn off the computer.