Skanks
I don’t know if you’ve ever read anything by Toronto Sun columnist, Valerie Gibson.
I hardly ever read the Sun, I think it caters to the ‘lower end’ of the population (easy, 1-2 syllable words), and I’ve only read it when there was nothing else.
However, Valerie Gibson has been writing there for years (almost 20 years, I think). She’s their “relationship/ sex columnist”.
I recently saw her on one of those makeover shows. She was having some kind of work done to her face, although, if memory serves me correctly, it might not have been surgery, it could have been one of those ‘thread pull ups’ where they insert some thread into your jowls so they can pull up all that sagging skin.
The thing is, she wrote some book about Cougars and was talking about the fact that she is a Cougar. Well, if you’ve heard this term, it’s talking about older women having sex with younger men.
The funny thing is, that I thought it was people like me… I thought that people in my age group (40s and perhaps into their 50s) were the ones they were defining as Cougars.
I had no idea that the term Cougars were for these 80-year-old broads. I was so surprised when I heard it. Maybe she’s not 80, but she damned well looks like it.
And when she had that face procedure, whatever it was, I couldn’t help looking at her neck which was all wrinkly and ooky, and thinking, “does a paper bag go down that far?”
I don’t know about you, but if I were a guy looking to get laid, it would take me a helluva lot of beers to find myself wanting to fuck some 80-year-old broad who thinks she’s pretty hot because of all those years of experience. I don’t even know if there are enough beers to make me choose a skank over my hand.
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Female, taken, fire, Sagittarius, Monkey, Toronto, two kids, one grandson, IT.
55
is the new 30. I want the world to close their mouths when they’re eating or chewing gum. If they don’t, I want to elbow them in the face.
I too also thought that cougar meant 40ish women.. Ha Ha Ha to all the wannabee cougar hunters out there. Imagine finding yourself in the arms of gramma! L M A O!