Guys are So Obvious
I was sitting in the drive-thru line-up at Tim’s this morning when I noticed this pretty young thing walking into the gas station. A Coke delivery guy was leaving with his dolly and kinda looked back and was gaping at the woman.
And I’ve seen this before with guys, where a woman walks by and the guy has to turn around and stare at her (or her ass or something).
I find it not only funny, but unbelievable. It seems as if they’re not in control of their own heads. And I have no idea why that is.
Only once have I ever seen a grown woman act like that. I had a smoking buddy named Sandra. She and I used to go for beers now and then.
One night we went for a beer – she always wanted to go to the bar across from work where this undercover cop used to hang out with the other cops. She had the hots for the cop.
Well, as we sat there drinking our beers, along with some other people, wasn’t she staring at the cop all the time. She spent a whole fucking night turning around to stare at the cop!
Towards the end of the evening I finally had to say something about it. It was something like “why do you keep staring at the guy like you’re a teenager desperate for some boy’s attention?”.
You can guess that this didn’t go over well. She proceeded to get into one of those name-calling scenes, where I, of course, was a whore. I, who had a boyfriend and didn’t gape at other guys all night was the whore, and she the normal one.
Anyway, that kinda ended that little friendship. But she’s the only broad I’ve ever seen who was so obvious… as obvious as I see guys behave. And yes, I know, it’s not all guys. My honey’s not like that or I would never have been with him.
Which reminds me too… how come if you ever get into an argument with a guy, a perfect stranger, he always ends up calling you a whore? As if he knows anything about your sex life, not to mention that the arguments had nothing to do with sex.
I gave a guy shit at Tim Horton’s a couple of weeks ago for parking his truck in the drive-around driveway and cutting off access to Tim’s. Of course he ended up calling me a whore. Go figure.
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“Cause you are supposed to burst in to tears at it of course”, didn’t the finnishing school teach you anything!
I don’t know young women today, no idea when to burst in to tears, back in my day all you had to do was say “boo”, moderatly loudly to get a good sob. Now days, it takes much more, like say calling her poor and ugly perhaps, then these the old standby “you bloody Wh…………”
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