The Alphabet
I saw this at Being Christine and decided I might as well do it.
A is for – Age: 48
B is for – Bust Size: 38B
C is for – Career: Never had one, why start now?
D is for – Dad’s name: He’s dead, so what’s it matter?
E is for – Essential item to bring to a party: Beer
F is for – Favorite Song: I still like K-Os, Crabbucket
G is for – Guys you’ve kissed: That would range in the 100s.. who could remember that?
H is for – Hometown: Toronto
I is for – Instruments you play: Piano – well, I call it playing
J is for – Job title: Unemployed
K is for – Kids: 2
L is for – Living arrangement: Three-bedroom apartment with my snookey
M is for – Mom’s name: I don’t have a mom
N is for – Number of people you’ve slept with: I vowed never to tell that again
O is for – Overnight hospital stays: 4 that I can think of
P is for – Phobia[s]: Bugs
Q is for – Quote: Always be sincere, even if you don’t mean it
R is for – Relationship that lasted the longest: Current – it’s gotta be 9 or 10 years
S is for – Sexual position: On top is pretty good
T is for – Time you wake up: 6:30 when employed, 8-10:00 when unemployed
U is for – Unique trait: I can easily hone in on others’ weaknesses
V is for – Vegetable you love: Corn
W is for – Worst habit: Being bothered by tapping
X is for – X-rays you’ve had: I’ve had them all
Y is for – Yummy food you make: Barbecue short ribs
Z is for – Zodiac sign: Sagittarius
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