Stupid Me
I forgot to say Happy Father’s Day. So, Happy Father’s Day to all applicable beings.
Having grown up with no father, I’ve never celebrated the Father’s Day. But I did remember to wish my honey a happy father’s day after I heard something on the radio when we were driving to Tim’s.
On Mother’s Day he usually gets me a card, even though I’m not his mother (really). Cheap selfish bastard that I am, I never think of buying a father’s day card for him.
I feel bad though, his kids haven’t called to wish him the wish. I find that more ignorant and selfish of them than I am. They’re supposed to be doing it… they’re his kids.
Kids. I hate them, they’re so stupid.
[Listening to: Always Look on the Bright Side of Life - Monty Python]
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Maria
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Female, taken, fire, Sagittarius, Monkey, Toronto, two kids, one grandson, IT.
55
is the new 30. I want the world to close their mouths when they’re eating or chewing gum. If they don’t, I want to elbow them in the face.
Its just a commercial thing anyway, I mean hallmark and co must pay money for that.
“One Cross each, line on the left”, “NEXT”. Name? ‘Brian’, “ah yes cruxifiction, line on the left one cross each”, ‘no actually its freedom’, FREEDOM?, ‘yes’, “Oh alright then, door on the right, catch you next month”, ‘hahahaha, just kidding its cruxifiction’, “Of course very funny, line on the left, one cross each, NEXT”