How do I Lose this Stuff?
I’ve been looking for my workout bag. I had a lock, and running shoes, deodorant, yada, yada, in it. I can’t find it. It was in a big knapsack.
Where the hell could this be? How do you misplace a big green knapsack?
I’ve searched the house, I’ve checked the garage. It’s nowhere to be found. And to work out, I’m stuck wearing my 20-year-old Reeboks which I don’t think have any rubber left on them – I used to use them for baseball.
My bicycle lock is also missing. I used to keep it with my bike.
We just fixed my bike today cuz when my son was going to borrow it, the pedal fell off. So we bought a new thingie (whatever the hell it is) and my honey put it back together.
While I was at the bike shop I bought a new bicycle lock (only $24.99). But that doesn’t explain WTF happened to my other one.
Am I hiding my stuff in my sleep? Hiding it so well that I’ll never find it. We literally searched every place in this house, including all closets. Where is the stuff going?
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