Such Excitement
My old bone shoes were a bit outdated, so I had to buy some new ones today. I actually went to look for turquoise shoes, but when I saw these I remembered my old shoes.
Isn’t that purse fabulous, dahlings? It is so cute and I can use it for two colours of shoes. I’m such a shopping genius.
When I left the store and got back to the office I found that they’d forgotten to take that metal tag off the inside of the purse. I couldn’t take it off. Maybe it would sound an alarm or spray blue dye all over my new purse – who knew?
So I had to hike back to the store and get them to take off the tag. But, because I had been inconvenienced, they gave me a voucher for $10 off my next purchase there. Not a bad policy, especially considering how much time I spend in that store.
Not much else happened today except that this morning I decided to go wild and put on some red lipstick.
You know what? I don’t look good with red lipstick. My lips are too thin for it. I look like a fucking circus freak. idiotclownonastick.com.
Guess what else? It’s the type of lipstick that lasts all day and doesn’t wear off. Well it wears off in some parts, like the corners of your mouth. So I’m sitting here with a big red middle of the lip.
I washed that lipstick off with soap cuz I was sick of the clown look. It didn’t come off. I rubbed it with my hand. It didn’t come off. I’ve eaten breakfast, lunch and dinner and that big red middle of my lip is still staring me in the face.
I’m going to try some oil. My poor, thin lips are probably exhausted after all the wear and tear. Somebody kiss them better. Close your eyes if you’re afraid of the circus.
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Comments
There was a news item on our local TV, about a woman who has 276 pairs of shoes, and 103 bags to match, so hows your count?
I don’t have nearly that many – I throw mine out after a while – or give them to my daughter now that her feet are getting as big as mine.
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Dave Barker
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Maria
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Female, taken, fire, Sagittarius, Monkey, Toronto, two kids, one grandson, IT.
55
is the new 30. I want the world to close their mouths when they’re eating or chewing gum. If they don’t, I want to elbow them in the face.
Now I know what makes clowns so scary!