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Exercise

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April 25, 2005

Nothing much happening today. I was very busy all day and at lunch time I just read my book and went to Shoppers’ Drug Mart.

I got a free sample cream at Shoppers’ – it’s a Vichy face cream. I don’t know why I keep trying all this stuff other than that I keep thinking there’s going to be some miraculous face cream that makes me look “not old”.

And I don’t know why I’m so obsessed with it now. Christ knows I never gave a shit about it all the years before this. Perhaps cuz I never realized how damned old I looked.

I’ll only say this one more time… do not ever buy the 10x mirror.

So I just did my exercises on the machines since I ignored them all weekend. I’ve gotta get more serious about it and make sure to do it every other day. I suppose if I got laid every other day that would count as exercise too.

Maybe that’s what I should do. Monday, Wednesday, Friday – machines and weights. Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday – boinking. Sunday being a day of rest.

That sounds like a good plan except my sex drive is probably not up for that. C’mon, I’m no spring chicken any more. I’m sure my honey’d be all for it. What about a good walk? I don’t even feel like doing that.

What the hell is with this exercising stuff? Why can’t we all just be skinny and muscular. If only I was obsessed with sports or something – playing them, not watching them.

Ah well, this is turning into a depressing conversation that I didn’t even know I was thinking about.

I guess I’ll go take off my makeup and try my new cream.

Zzzzzz

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