10 Things I’ve Done that You Probably Haven’t
As seen at The Dog’s Breakfast, keep in mind that I was very young once, and am very old now, so I’m sure there’s a shitload more than 10 things that I’ve done that you guys haven’t.
- Took the real estate course. Finished the two-hour exam in half an hour. Got the highest mark in the class (96) and beat out my mother (94) who took an hour for the exam.
- Went to school at a convent.
- Had an article published in a magazine.
- Menage a trois and full taxi action (not the same day or year).
- Gave up a son for adoption when 18.
- Quit a secure, stable government job.
- Dated 3 guys with only one of them knowing about the other 2.
- Spent 3 whole nights and days wide awake to see how long I could do it.
- Full action video with more than 1 husband (during different marriages, silly).
- And the most recent… the eyebrowal botox.
I hope you don’t think that I’m any more ‘sick’ than you previously thought.
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Luckily you have lots more queuing to its place, right? I’m not going to do that meme (not that I do many/any of them) cause I couldn’t come up with anything.
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Dave Barker
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Maria
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Female, taken, fire, Sagittarius, Monkey, Toronto, two kids, one grandson, IT.
55
is the new 30. I want the world to close their mouths when they’re eating or chewing gum. If they don’t, I want to elbow them in the face.
Very interesting stuff.
I sell real estate, but I can’t say I finished the exam in a half hour!