You Know You’re Getting Old When…
Not that this applies to me or anything…
- You’re more interested in a good bowel movement than getting laid.
- You put a new bag of milk in the jug, open the drawer to get the scissors, and stare at the spoons thinking, “I don’t need a spoon”.
- Every cream, moisturizer, foundation you own states that it ‘is anti-wrinkle’, ‘removes fine lines’ or ‘firms up skin’s appearance’.
- You can’t remember when your favourite tv shows are on.
- You can’t remember if you have a favourite tv show.
- Someone says they’ll stop by next Sunday, but you just remember the ‘Sunday’ part and clean your house this Sunday.
- Men hold the door for you until you’re all the way through.
- Telemarketers call you ‘sir’.
- People ask for your learned opinion, only to totally disregard anything you said to them.
- When you spread your arms out, people think you’re wearing a cape.
These are just a few ‘hypothetical’ scenarios. Feel free to add any of your own.
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is the new 30. I want the world to close their mouths when they’re eating or chewing gum. If they don’t, I want to elbow them in the face.
Holy crap. About 8 out of the 10 apply to me.